This is a rocket-shaped butt plug that connects to your system and lets you trigger Rocket Orders using your actual ass. We said innovation. We didn’t say dignity. Ultraviner always had a Rocket Order functionality. It is fast, immediate, but lacked haptic feedback and hands free execution.
So naturally, we thought: “What if instead of clicking a button… you clenched!?!”
Using highly questionable Anal Input Recognition™, the RocketDock™ detects pressure, motion, and… intent (we’re not explaining that part).
🚀 Clench → Start Rocket Order
🚀 Sustained clench → Confirm order
🚀 Panic release → Too late, it already ordered
Design Features:
Unmistakable Rocket Shape
It is a rocket. It goes where rockets absolutely should not go.
Ergonomic Flared Base
Low-Latency Bluetooth Sync
Haptic Feedback System
Feel every successful trigger. Regret it instantly.
Availability: Order here